glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you’re so backhanded. here, let’s pull up another one. that’s you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand’s been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can’t possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.
been having a lot of “i’d like to speak to the head bitch in charge (im the head bitch in charge)” moments lately
what the fuck is with the audio here
my gummy , my ummy chicken.
wasted away again in margaritaville
do not touch the bean
The fucking audacity of capitalists to lie on camera right in front of evidence of their failure is blood boiling. How the fuck do they not get the shit kicked out of them daily is fucking amazing.
Video ID: some sort of press conference taking place in an airport with an offscreen reporter and a woman being interviewed onscreen. There is a black band across the top with the caption “Cameraman sacrificed their job for this”
(offscreen interviewer) “Just a final question here–is there any sort of work being done with the airlines in order to get flights actually on time or not delayed as much, just curious if there’s any work happening there?”
(woman onscreen) “Yes–so we’ve seen almost a doubling in improvement in on-time performance since last year–”
(camera pans up to show that out of roughly 24 flights listed on the board, 6 are on time, 4 are cancelled, and the remainder are delayed. The camera continues to zoom in on the board as the video continues.)
(woman onscreen) “–that is a reflection of all the work that we’ve done across the ecosystem together with our partner airlines, with agencies, reducing processing time, reducing wait times, and fine-tuning operations with our air carrier partners, and we see the great results that have come from that.”
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